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Hello. Welcome to the fabulous blog of Allyse Mitchell. Prepare for a crapload of weirdness and a buttload of booty. ENJOI o(^w^)o

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themadcapmathematician:

countsassmaster:

bipper-billdipper:

ultimate-fanboy:

phylum—chordata:

IT OCCURRED TO ME ONCE WHILE WATCHING THIS EPISODEDIPPER IS TWELVE??????WHAT GRADE IS THIS KID IN??????????¿¿¿??? I’M A SOPHOMORE IN ALGEBRA II AND I STILL DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WEIRD POINTY E MEANS


The pointy E. Haha.


Hey may be in advanced classes.when i was in 2-3 grade, there was this boy who was already doing College level math

So….Dipper’s a math genius? 8)…Tell me more.

I think both twins are geniuses, but in different ways.Dipper is a Math and Physics genius. He can think critically and come up with ideas beyond his years. He knows how to decode clues and solve puzzles extrenely quickly. (He’s basically like Dib from Invader Zim, a child genius who is interested in the supernatural)Mabel is an art genius. She freakin sculpted a life sized statue that looked exactly like Stan in less than 24 hours. She knits ever single one of her sweaters, which is very impressive considering how many she seems to have as she changes her sweater at least once per episode, and made an entire puppet show from scratch.

batter-sempai:

themadcapmathematician:

countsassmaster:

bipper-billdipper:

ultimate-fanboy:

phylum—chordata:

IT OCCURRED TO ME ONCE WHILE WATCHING THIS EPISODE
DIPPER IS TWELVE??????
WHAT GRADE IS THIS KID IN??????????¿¿¿???
I’M A SOPHOMORE IN ALGEBRA II AND I STILL DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WEIRD POINTY E MEANS

The pointy E. Haha.

Hey may be in advanced classes.
when i was in 2-3 grade, there was this boy who was already doing College level math

So….Dipper’s a math genius?

8)

…Tell me more.

I think both twins are geniuses, but in different ways.

Dipper is a Math and Physics genius. He can think critically and come up with ideas beyond his years. He knows how to decode clues and solve puzzles extrenely quickly. (He’s basically like Dib from Invader Zim, a child genius who is interested in the supernatural)

Mabel is an art genius. She freakin sculpted a life sized statue that looked exactly like Stan in less than 24 hours. She knits ever single one of her sweaters, which is very impressive considering how many she seems to have as she changes her sweater at least once per episode, and made an entire puppet show from scratch.

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noordinaryelf:

This maybe the best thing ever

noordinaryelf:

This maybe the best thing ever

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lavakid:

asexuals will win the skeleton war because we won’t be distracted by anyone’s bone titties

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rofljay:

I’m glad they kept the most important thing that was in Brawl.

In fact, they improved it.

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sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

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Steven Universe s1ep24 - An Indirect Kiss

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placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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Gwen Stacy in Edge of Spider-verse #2

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how to tell if a movie is shit

callmeoutis:

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neatpotatoes:

i just want to ask someone to homecoming in a cute way omg i have so many good ideas

padalesexy:

this vine is too real

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stealthboy:

how many times do doctors need to confirm that lack of sleep is physically and emotionally harming high school students because of how early they have to be up before someone will give enough of a shit about these kids’ health to actually change something

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