stick that in your juicebox

Hello. Welcome to the fabulous blog of Allyse Mitchell. Prepare for a crapload of weirdness and a buttload of booty. ENJOI o(^w^)o

thotette:

stayfabulousbaabe:

thotette:

I blinked 182 times now what

You die

oh

(via sniffing)

ugly:

do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog

(Source: ugly, via happiest)

ghoulryanross:

exhausted post-college looks 

do-you-have-a-flag:

hunting for photos and here’s one where i don’t have a clue what the context is

do-you-have-a-flag:

hunting for photos and here’s one where i don’t have a clue what the context is

(via willgrahamofficial)

but did soulja boy tell em yet?

(Source: itsniazkilam, via kalabarofficial)

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

(Source: lysergicyugen, via bouquetofbaconroses)

validx2:

When you arguing with shawty and you start getting turned on

Dafuq

(via b0mbshell101)

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

(via warehouseagent-skellia)

bluearturtle:


sweats furiously

baby dave stap ur becoming too animu

bluearturtle:

sweats furiously

baby dave stap ur becoming too animu

(via scarydirk)

shouldnt:

"Say hi to your parents for me!" is the most commonly ignored request.

(via intensional)

Of all sponsored tumblr ads this takes the cake

(Source: suppermariobroth, via blogfrenzy)